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A job. One that every fucker thinks is easy, try it see how soon you change your mind.
involves crap hours, yet the staff are close knit..by the hatred of the customer.
Day to day tasks involve:
1)licking the ass of the guy who just threw his burger at you because it was cold...(he had sat there for 20mins before bringing it back)
2) Putting up with drunks unable to understand that beef needs to be cooked before we can give it to them.
3) Taking Stress and the slack because the idoit who is supposed to start at 11 has decided to come in.
4) Dealing with tramps who go though the bins to get cold products to complain about.
exmples of a typical shift for a mcjob worker
Tramp "my burger is cold"
Staff "dude i just saw you take it out the bin"
Manager " yea i'm sorry we cant exchange that"
Tramp "but i neeedsss my cheeseburger"
Time 10:55p.m (5 min till closing)
Staff "hey can i help ya?"
Drunk " --" (subtitles unable to understand)
Staff " sorry what was that?"
Drunk "i said i wanted a 5 big macs you fucking idoit"
Staff "okay sorry,, yep okay it'll be about 3mins for that?"
Drunk" okay"
--money exchanges hands---
Time 10:56p.m.
Drunk "Wheres my fucking burger, been waiting 20mins!!!"
Staff "its been a mintue not long now"
Drunk " daft cuntt! gimmie my fuckin money backk"
Staff "okay sure"
Manager "there you go sorry about that"
Drunk "taking piss outta me?"
-- drunken rage ensues, usually involving chairs thrown, smashed windows etc.--
"haha that dude works for maccys what a loser!" - BMW Driver
"fuck you and your 16 thousand children, least i have a job and not living on benefits " - Mcjob staff to Father complaing about his happy meals...all 16 thousand of them.
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To work at a godless multinational food corporation wearing some god awful almost sub human uniform shelling out below standard food to fat almost human creatures in an enviroment that has
A) terrible colour scheme
B) loud high pitch noises
C) a 20/30 something boss that got laid once...and it was his cousin
D) coming home covered in scars that are caused by flying grease, hot water, burns from stove or food
E) suicidal/homicidal tendencys and thoughts occur often during your shift
"this mcjob fuckin blows"
"there is this woman at my mcjob that makes me want to jump over the counter and fork fuck her in the eye"
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NOUN Slang. A job, usually in the retail or service sector, that is low paying, often temporary, and offers minimal or no benefits or opportunity for promotion.
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Job choices that are presented when all one has strived for is a McEducation. Usually involves those that have a McAttitude and McMentality. Usually not race or class based, but based on culture. Can also be caused by having McParents.
Even though (Bubba, Laquicia, Jose, Bobbie-Lee) graduated from high school with good grades, all that would ever be available would be a McJob.
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A job at McDonald's where you get low pay and deal with nasty greasy burgers and cranky customers all day.
Mandy's mom got her a Mcjob, and mandy's worked there for 3 years
Where did Mandy's life go!!!!!!!
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A job that is low paying, and a low talent job... See Micker
Mcdonalds has mcjobs.
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A menial, soul-crushing, minimum-wage job that many of us are stuck at with no other options, for the simple reason that we lack some piece of paper saying we're smart.
This doesn't stop spoilt fucks from calling us losers, however.
McJob? At least I've got a damn job you leeching shit. Enjoy your spitburger, fuckface.
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