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The main character in Pixar's latest animated film, Cars. He's the red #95 car sponsored by Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment.
Lightning McQueen: I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics!
Mater: You hurt your what?
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A name given to one with a fast masturbation arm. Usually such an individual is identifiable by one arm being much bigger than the other.
Jim's been working out on the old pipe lately. He looks like a real Lightening McQueen with that right arm of his.
The man, the myth. Bruce McQueens is a legend surrounding the Guadalupe area, specifically the queef. Bruce is the the shit that dreams are made of and if you ever think you can be like Bruce or accomplish shit that Bruce has done, you’re dead wrong, bitch.
when a girl gives you head so fast you hallucinate the finish line from the third film
she totally lightning mcqueened me
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verb: sexual act involving vomiting in a woman's vagina. Can be intentional or unintentional. Bonus points if the vagina belongs to a stripper.
OMG! He pulled a Steve McQueen! I guess whiskey, cool whip, and sweaty vagina don't mix too well!
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A phrase coined by the fore-mentioned for when you just got to 'talk the world my storm'.
You just Jen Mcqueen and you can do anything including your supposed besties fella.
I don't care if I have herpes I'm Jen Mcqueen
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You'll know you're gonna get "Lightning McQueened" when the person you really like friendzones you faster than you can even say "kachow"
me: *got lightning mcqueened*
hell I just wanted to be friends with them. they didn't have to friendzone me in the first place :/
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