Since everyone want to grab each other for like 37 days straight on April 13 we all just gonna chill. No gripping, grabbing or slapping each other.
person 1: Yo, it’s April 12 don’t fucking touch me...
person 2: what??
person 1: it’s national stfu and leave me alone day... gtfoh
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find your friend a boyfriend/girlfriend on april 20,2020
janiya”it’s find me a moomze day”,so find me a boyfriend
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A holiday that is on March 28th every year. During "Spank Me I'm Dirty Day" most people tend to get muddy and wraunchy, and spank each others asses repetitively.
IM DIRTY SPANK ME, ITS SPANK ME I'M DIRTY DAY!!!!!
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October 5 is known as national give me them toes day you much give your toes to anyone who asks you so start uncovering those feet
The man takes the girls toes because it is October 5 as he says it’s give me them toes day
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a day on november 18 of every year. usually to fuck gamer boys over in the middle of no nut november.
hey i’m already done with more than half of no nut november
girl: oh is that right? *shows her tits*
why would you do that now i’m going to fail no nut november
girl: because it’s national show me your tits day
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viking song or when you forgor what your mother told you you will buy
P1: hey man, who told you youll buy?
P2: my mother told me one day i will buy
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show your boobs to your special someone on October 14th!
hey baby is national show me your boobs day ;)
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