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When you search something up on Urban dictionary and have to pour bleach in your eyes, then apologize to your school board.
"Insert student name come to the office." You hustle down the dirty ragged hallways of hell, waiting for punishment.
"Why did you search that up?" the bearded principal says in disgust.
You stutter, "I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else..." The bearded principal glares at you, clicking his pen.
"Fine," he says. The room practically darkens, "I forgive you, child.."
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The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!
Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!
Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!
People: Cool!
Jerk: *Goes away.
the act of accidentally using salt on food, when the intent was to pepper the food, but since the salt n' pepper shakers were not see through, the wrong season was added
after shaking the shaker upside down vigorously and not seeing little black flakes appear on your plate, you notice that you accidentally seasoned your food with a massive amount of salt instead of the pepper.
"Ughh....the mashed potatoes were pepper-meant! Now they are ruined!"
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Maya's meant to bee, is when the famous German, Maya The Bee, discovers, some bee, is in love with her! A joke, for Maya The Bee fans!
Maya's meant to bee, when Maya The Bee, discovers drones, or male bees, are in love with her! A. joke!
Actions, words, thoughts, and promises made by someone only meant for a particular person.
It may be to a confidant, friend, or beloved.
What's meant for me will always be mine, just as much as what's meant for you is yours.
When someone calls you a name, the response
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