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O.k...so this is the real definition...In use since at least 1998. While dancing with a women on the dancefloor, you reach over her shoulder all the way down to below her ass...then with two fingers you reach through her legs and hook her from the front. Note: this is much easier if she is short or you arms are super long.
While dancing, Guido gave Gloria the good ole Jersey Meathook!
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The Jersey Meathook is where you touch all your fingers together and you push as hard/fast as possible into a wet vagina.
“How’d she cum?”
“I used the Jersey Meathook”
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Having sex with a girl, then having your friend burst out of the closet with a camera. When that happens, you give the girl the shocker and lift her in the air as he takes the picture.
Want to see the picture from last night's Jersey Meathook?
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A sexual position where a women is performing fellatio and the man puts his finger in the women's anus and lifts the women off the ground so that she is suspended. This sexual position is not normally very pleasurable for either sexes but is normally used for those that are crazy.
Greg did the persian meathook last night, it was really wierd.
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A slight curvature of the index finger inserted into the anal cavity of your love companion.
Is that dirt underneath your fingernail, or have you been new jersey meathooking in the east coast?
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The act of pulling a girl toward you with fingers inserted in her vagina.
Traditionally done using both index and middle fingers simultaneously. Optimal positioning would be standing face-to-face, although pulling her via vagina from any position would meet the criteria.
A variant of the Jersey Meathook. It's close, but not as dirty.
When my girl got out of the shower, I gave her the old New York Meathook and pulled her in for a kiss.
Girl1: "I saw you kissing Fred on the dancefloor! OMG!"
Girl2: "He had me in a New York Meathook, what could I do?"
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A strongly worded disparaging phrase showing distaste or disgust with a person or that person's ideas.
He asked me back to his place, but I told him, "shove it up your bucket with a meathook!"
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