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Shower Meditation

Shower meditation is the easiest way to get your mind into the Alpha stage. Just close your eyes and let the water renew you in mind and body. This is done standing up unless you shower sitting or don't have balance enough to shower with your eyes closed. However, it does work best when eyes are completely closed and you rely on the other senses to find the soap and shampoo. Shower Meditation is perfect for those who can't relax enough for conventional meditating.

This Lavender mint oil is perfect for my shower meditation.
Aroma therapy is good for shower meditation.

by AppleRay May 29, 2015


mindfulness meditation

When the kind of middle aged soccer moms one would find shopping at whole foods sits in front of a guided track on YouTube or iTunes in a futile effort to connect their souls with the earth or something. They will often go berserk and hysterical if their husbands refuse to buy into the conspiracy.

Little kid: Can we go to the park?

Dad: No, your mom still has 7 hours of mindfulness meditation left.

by the large seed November 29, 2015

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transientmental meditation

A 'heightened' heightened sense of self awareness brought on by un-conscious thoughts so deep into one's own psyche as to cause the condition of schizophrenia. These people are usually only a danger to themselves, unless of course, they get elected to public office. Then they are a danger to the real world as we know it and are then to be known by the group name: Democrats.

Here's another bill introduced into Congress for a study to determine how to reduce the current wave of senseless spending by 6 Billion dollars. This bill will probably pass as it brings Trillions of dollars into the sponsor's home district required to complete the study. He must have come up with this one during a recent transientmental meditation.

by ORD ELLIS September 5, 2007

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meditated assault

physical, mental and emotion rampage of music that will shake rock music to its core, Meditated Assault was formed in early 2006 by guitarists Rico and Steve. They were soon joined by bassist Matt, when he learned the bands earliest two songs, Autonomination and Dawning of the Day. The trio wrote and rehearsed original material for a few months before coming across drummer Jeff....The band came to a sudden halt...and went seperate ways with new found drummer Jeff and long time bass player Matt...the band looked under every rock and stone to find the right drummer and bassist to complete the lineup....
And they were found....Adding drummer Tony and bassist Adam...the band is now complete! Now the band has a new arsenal of songs to unleash!!!

There is no example for something that is the first of its kind, Meditated Assault is molded out of the very idea of music that comes from the heart as if the microphone was plugged into each of the members hearts

by [HawK] December 16, 2007

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Mask Meditation

When people in a meditative or prayerful state are unprovenly more likely to graduate to a semi-conscious or hypnotic state, or are more prone to experience a trance, if they don a face mask for paranormal or unexplainable reasons.

What percentage of masked folks who practice yoga as a transcendental activity rather than a mere breathing exercise are likely to reap the spiritual or occultic β€œbenefits” of mask meditation?

by MathPlus July 14, 2021

29πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


guru meditation code

A whimsical name for an error code, the guru meditation code is helpfully provided by end users so that tech support gurus have something to meditate on. When their meditations are complete, they may be divinely inspired to create a better product, establish a philosophy of world peace, or maybe even fix your problem.

Before accepting the message, you may wish to write down the guru meditation code. You may then email it to Red Lion technical support, so that one of our technical gurus can meditate on this information in order to track-down the cause of the problem.

by rootbeer277 September 3, 2008

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


microsoft meditation moment

waiting for a computer to reboot

"while installing NT 4.0 Server, I had many Microsoft Meditation Moments to relax"

by Daniel Trivin August 22, 2006

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