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Mega pint

A larger pint usually to sooth the pain caused by someone shitting in your bed.

Lawyer: Then you took a mega pint?
Some pirate: Where you there?

by Adont_hither April 24, 2022

1491๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mega Knight

A legendary card in clash royale. Users of this card are usually virgins who thrive in their mothers basement and only come out to use their moms credit card and purchase gems. The mega knight itself is a fat piece of shit with tons of armor and fists full of spikes. This shitbag needs to be nerfed

"Hey, thanks for coming out to me." "No problem, I just knew using a mega knight was the best way of telling you that I was Gay."

by LocalDroid80 November 12, 2020

863๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


a mega pint

a mega pint or a mega pint of wine is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a heated argument with her abusive bitch of a wife who is having affairs with multiple men

Rottenborn: โ€œYou poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?โ€
Depp: โ€œA mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary,โ€

by comfortablybalanced April 22, 2022

2134๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mega pint

False unit of measurement typically used for red wine.

Lawyer: You poured yourself a mega pint of wine, is that correct?
Johnny: A... Mega pint?

by AshleyCinders April 26, 2022

470๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mega knight

Another way of coming out as lgbtq

Hey I used mega knight on my deck today

Congrats on coming out!!

by Nate is 6โ€™7 June 28, 2021

176๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mega Pint

The amount of alcohol necessary to deal with the fact your abusive wife just cut off your finger.

"After you sustained an injury to your finger, you poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"

by Yohoyoho ho ho ho April 30, 2022

326๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


mega

as of 12/13/06 to be extremely horrible at a certain activity.

"You're such a mega, you couldn't handle that kind of game even if your life depended on it."

by chiefX December 13, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž