Meg

A loser. A Meg usually wears a pink hat, big round glasses, with like the diameter of 3 inches, a pink t-shirt, Windows XP- taskbar-blue jeans, grey shoes, a short pointy nose, two eyelashes, three fingers (see alien), and a brown bob cut.

Megs say emo things like "I'm going to kill myself with a bag of peanuts" or "I'm not a boy!"

They usually lay in their room all day or go to school. They are often lesbians or bisexuals. Their dads are usually fat and drunks. They like to write in journals so they can look back at how loserish they were.

Examples of "Meg situations":

1. Meg (to boy): Please go out with me. I'm just trying to make Neil jealous. I promise I'll pay and everything.
Boy: Yeah...uhh...that sounds cool but I'm gonna be in the hospital that night.
(shoots himself in the stomach with a nail gun)

2. Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it's THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

3. Lois: And you know what? I'm gonna take that chance my father never let me take when I was younger. I'm gonna become a model!
Peter: Hey, that's fantastic, Lois! And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
Chris: Me too!
Meg: Me too!
Peter: Oh! Oh! God! Meg! That's sick! That's your mother!
Meg (shrugs): I'm just trying to fit in.
Peter: Get out! Get out of this house!
(Meg doesn't move. Peter punches wall.)
Peter: I SAID GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE NOW!
(Meg runs out and Peter closes the door.)
Peter: That's a good about your modeling, Lois.

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Meg

a slutty furry with no friends. she will sleep with anything that likes the taste of bologna, and anything that doesn't.

I slept with Meg, and she tastes like bologna

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Meg

a complete fucking idiot!

an absoulute complete fucking idiot

he/she is a meg

your a megboy

shut up you meg

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Meg

An amazing sister, a best friend, a true gem, and a beautiful, smart, hillarious young lady. A girl who has unlimited potential and never ceases to amaze the world. May define something random, goofy, klutzy, or just plain crazy. Also knows as Meggers, Meglet, etc.

Woah, did you see that? She totally just pulled a Meg.

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meg

Meg has problems, but is good at hiding them. she has blonde hair, with greenish bluish eyes. she can sometimes be rude without noticing, and is extremely honest about how she feels about people. she has favourites in her friendship group, which can change within minutes, or days. overall Meg is a good person, but could be more considerate. :)

she acts like a meg

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Megs

Meg Soring (Megs), Naked Dave's, JackASS/CKY (Dave Decurtis) girlfriend.

Shes hot

Diggity and Megs are on there way

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Meggings

Man leggings. Underamour leggings worn under regular pants in cold weather. Nuff said.

Aren't you cold!?
No way, I got my meggings on!

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