mel gibson

Australian slang for Colostomy Bag. Probably so-named because the man himself is also full of shit

Couldja hand me a new Mel Gibson mate? My burst and it's staining the carpet.

Cheers!

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The "Mel Gibson"

First she blows you, then your burn her house down.

“You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”

“How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice.”

“I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first.” -The "Mel Gibson"

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mel gibson

Goddamn fucking cuckoo

"Jesus, how I love ya how I love ya Jesus"

"How dare you call me crazy?! This means war!!!"

"Boomchickiboomchickiboom"

"When you're a clowwwwwnnnn, nobody takes you seriouslllllyyyyy"

"KABLAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

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mel gibson

old skool anti-semite

You kike!
What did you call me?
Jesus killer!
No need to get all Mel Gibson on me, shit.

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mel gibson

v: (mel gibson-ed, mel gibson-s, mel gibson-ing) to melt down; to reduce or cause to be reduced any appearance of sanity, especially in some public way.

OMG, that postal worker totally mel gibsoned and killed everybody.

My powerbook mel gibsoned and caught my couch on fire.

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mel gibson

When you go ape shit on your girl/wife, pretty much anyone can be inserted when you go Mel Gibson on some poor "cunt's" ass

I almost went mel gibson on that bitch but I chilled mysekf out and went and got stoned

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the mel gibson

after your done doing (DPDA- double penetration double anal) you tie your gurl to the railroad tracks and let a train hit her.

yo i was bangin your sister and i gave her the mel gibson, then a short while after i gave her a pirates plunge

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