Felipe Melo

1. (noun) A Brazilian soccer player, who supposedly plays defense on the Brazilian national soccer team, but who is in reality a Dutch striker. He turned on his team during Brazil's match against Netherlands, helping Netherlands score their first goal, and also got a red card. Because of him, Netherlands beat Brazil 2-1. Basically, he was Holland's 12th player in their match against Brazil.

2. (verb) To Felipe Melo someone, a fancy way of saying to betray them.

1. Guy 1: The main reason Brazil lost to Netherlands is that guy who turned on Brazil. Netherlands outnumbered Brazil 12 to 10, which is why Netherlands won.

Guy 2: That guy who helped the Dutch score their first goal, and got a red card?

Guy 3: You mean Holland's 12th player in their match against Brazil? Yup, that's Felipe Melo.

2. *Guy 2 betrays Guy 1, by giving away his secret, which he promised not to tell anyone*

Guy 1: You just Felipe Meloed me!

Guy 2: Hahaha sucker

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Melo Homo

The act of doing or saying something that is borderline gay.

Jordan: Franky, for a guy you have a nice ass, no homo

Franky: ....

Ian: WTF? That was Melo Homo, goodthing you said no homo or you would be a serious fag

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Melo-Jelo

This saying originated from Melo her self (Seattle's youngest Vixen) With A big round Juicy Booty. It is the new Big booty Judy Slang For Large Ass's.

"Dammmmmn that bitch got That Melo-Jelo!!!"

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Pulled a Melo

The act of settling for something lesser in value or less ideal because it is easier to attain or for monetary reasons. Refers to Carmelo Anthony settling to play for the Nets even though he had his heart set on playing for the Knicks.

Rob: "This hot chick was really into Tobes last night."

Rich: "So did he get with her?"

Rob: "Nah he pulled a Melo and hooked up with some fat chick instead."

Rich: "Typical"

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melo-drama

The drama caused by Carmelo Anthony and all his trade talk.

Carmelo wants to sign with the Knicks. Another melo-drama..!

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Melo-Dramatic

A term used to define the recent trade rumors surrounding star Shooting-Forward of the Denver Nuggets, Carmelo Anthony.

Jeff: Did you hear about the rumors surrounding Carmelo Anthony?
Bobby: Oh I don't even care all of this is so Melo-Dramatic.

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melo-d

annuva fit member of blazin
and a proper top mc

melo-d is sooo fine and hes sooo talented

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