Breasts that are swollen like melons
My boobs are completely melonious today!
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A star of the HBO television series, Oz, but well known for his role as a detective in Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.
SVU-Addict: OMG. Look! It's Christopher Meloni!
Girl: What? How do you know.
SVU-Addict: Um. Receding hairline, large nose, well-dressed, need I say more?
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A really sexy guy with blue eyes that plays Elliot Stabler on Law and Order SVU...
Me: Holly fuck Chris Meloni is sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random person: I KNOW RIGHT?
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Star of Law and Order: SVU; partner to Mariska Hargitay's character Olivia Benson. Previously starred on the HBO series Oz. Is the sexiest man currently on a crime drama, partnered with the sexiest woman currently on a crime drama.
Christoper Meloni is hot.
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The sexy blue-eyed detective,Elliot Stabler, from law and order:svu Is a sexy as hell detective in law and order
Katie: omg Christopher meloni is soooo hot
Karen: I know right
When you are waching OZ and u pull a bony
I just watched Chris Meloni rape a cop and i pulled a Meloni Bony.
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Melony Sans is a skeleton that loves melons.
Look! Melony Sans is eating a Melon!