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Merlin's are paler then snow and their eyes can be as far as 3 feet apart. Although they may look like a whiter version of Pepe don't let their looks deceive you, they are multiple times smarter then Pepe with an IQ of 65 and have the problem solving of a potato. When losing in a argument Merlin's will try to use tactics like raising of the voice and will also try to spit out random facts to convince you that you're wrong. Most Merlin's are very annoying and suck at everything they do. But be wary, any contact with Merlin's will surely drop your IQ.
"Oh look at that feminist over there, she is pulling a Merlin ; better not get in her way."
"Oh hey, look it's Merlin ; don't get to close or you'll have a nasty surprise."
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someone or something that is adorable, but specifically in the way that really old things are, which is why it is named for the famously old wizard Merlin. Can also be abbreviated to "Merls".
Friend: "my grandpa called last night to say how sad he is that Hillary Clinton won't be President. He said all he wanted was a female president in his lifetime and he's afraid he missed his only chance."
Me: "What a Merlin! My grandpa just spouts racist shit while farting."
"That puppy over there is giving us the puppy eyes, what a little Merls."
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South Indian slang for a woman that frequents auto rickshaw stands and has familiar relations with the auto rickshaw drivers. In many cases a"merlin" is one who is so filthy that she has been shunned from any contact with anyone, besides societies lowest. Often associated with sexually transmtted infections such as HIV, or Hepatitis.
I would never touch her, she is such a scabies ridden Merlin.
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Merlin is a fat ass name most of the time people with the name merlin are Hispanic fat assholes that always screams like a girl with down syndrome on a whole new level. Merlin is really fucking annoying so if you ever see or know a Merlin tell her she is nother and a useless piece of that that always over reacts and want's attention.
(Kids playing soccer)
Kid: Hey pass pass pass!!
Merlin: nah fuck you bitch (btw Merlins are fat and cant run)
Merlin: pushed kid on field (Merlin screams like a juiced up meth head and laughs like a devil also sings like a semi truck using its horn)
Kid: trys to hit her
Merlin: Uses her fat ass to crush a kid and when she walks a mini earthquake starts.
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(v) to merlinate; to epicly own; to be simply amazing at life in general
1) "Prepare to get MERLINATED."
2) "I'm going to merlinate you so hard you'll have been merlinated!"
When a chick is blowing a man and said man pulls out of her mouth and blows his load on her chin. As the man sauce drips from the chin it forms a pointy white merlin-like beard
Todd: Have you gotten a blow job from your girlfriend yet?
James: Hell Yea!... I gave her the Merlin last night!
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A queer magician from a far away Galaxy, referered to by his homo sexual french Canadian band of wizard homo's as "Alexandre" When he is not casting spells to have sex with drunk men at his local bar in Dorval, you can find Merlin blowing guys on a backstreet in his Mustang space machine.
"Man I just saw this dude with glasses and blue hair blowing 3 dude"
"Man it was probably Merline"
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