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Always adorned with the most luscious brown eyes and devilishly handsome smile, Ryan Metcalf is a man like no other. You'd be blessed to be graced by the presence of such an astonishing man. His outlandish personality is only topped with a heaping scoop of love so tender it could melt the coldest of hearts. He proudly displays his intellect and profound moral code while showing fierce loyalty, and always putting the needs of others above his own. To say he is a once in a lifetime man is an understatement, there could never and will never be a man as beautiful as kind, as loving, and as perfect as Ryan Metcalf.
"Who's that hunk over there!?"
"Thats Ryan Metcalf."
The act of promising the world but in fact, delivering sod all.
Petal: Hey Chris, where is that photo of Digger in a pink diamonte studded dog collar?
Chris: Uhh..um... I'll DEFINITELY bring it in tomorrow.
2 months later...
Petal: No photo? Shock. He's doing a Metcalf!
A school located in on the exact border between Burnsville and Eagan. It is one out of three junior highs in district 191. Aside from its bugs and teachers who never seem to age, there is quite the mix of kids. From preppy kids who think they're the crap, to ghetto kids who hang out in gangs. Though going there is a pain in the butt, it is still better than its counterparts aka Eagle Ridge (annoying ass rich thots and tools) and Nicollet (scary hood kids & dirty faucets) Beware the STEM kids at Metcalf are quite...nerdy. Metcalf is known for its chess team that places nationally, but to the students who aren't on the team, it is a thing used to make fun of people. MJH also has many clubs that meet maybe twice a year and are a joke to not only the students, but also other schools.
*Can also mean a mixture on ghetto and preppy or two-faced
You're being such a metcalf junior high today. Ugh
THE WEIRDEST BITCH EVER THAT ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL
“you know bk metcalf?” “oh yeah i hate that bitch
Words from different dialects of the same language that are synonymous
Example 1: The American word sidewalk is a metcalf of the British word pavement.
Example 2: Candy floss is a metcalf of cotton candy.
Example 3:
Person 1: The washroom is over there.
Person 2: What the heck is a washroom?
Person 1: It’s a metcalf for bathroom!