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Come over here you slut and speak to mister microphone.
She blew mister microphone for a half hour till I busted nutz.
Pissing on a complete strangers fist. Then yelling curse words into it.
Josh: Come here.
Ben: You just pissed on my fist.
Josh: Fuck! Cunt! Dick!
Ben: Danke Shane for the Golden Microphone.
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Non existent, void, lacking in physical form
Bro your mic is trash.
Yeah it's like Owen's microphone.
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The act of nailing a pair of Beats by Dr. Dre to ones penis and setting it on fire.
"i gave myself a blacksmith microphone last night. never doing that again."
The invisible microphone often used when singing along with much emotion at the top of your voice to your favourite songs. Often accompanied by a bed or table as a stage. Similar to an air guitar.
When No Air came on the radio I knew I only had 16 seconds to find my air microphone.
when a girl gives a guy head and she takes the dick out of her mouth to talk and he busts right in her face.
I gave that girl one hell of an exploding microphone.
A low-quality microphone, usually attached to headsets, that is loud and makes the speaker inaudible, similar to the microphones used by squeakers on Xbox Live. The effect can be mimicked by simply putting your microphone right up to your mouth.
Timmy, I can't understand you, I think you have an xbox microphone.