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"I saw Joe in the lockerroom today, he's got a microsoft lol".
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verb - 1. to exploit through false acclaimations and monopoly share. offering a mediocre product or service under the guise that it is exceptional.
2. to use and sell another person's ideas as one's own. to forcibly steal another person's intellectual property for personal gain.
1. "Wow, it looks like, with the help of Apple, and Bellsouth, AT&T just microsofted themselves back into big business."
2. "Josh, how could you just fucking microsoft my mid-term paper like that. I trusted you!"
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a company the soul purpose of which is to create software that kills people by inducing uncontrollable rage.
person:why did you murder the entirety of your extended family Jimmy?
jimmy:because I tried to use Microsoft software today.
person:understandable, have a great day.
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When again and again you get screwed by Microsoft apps and repeatedly get into Catch XXII scenarios - for instance move a picture in a Word document and the whole thing shifts and disappears.
I can't run the 32bit install because I have some apps in 64bit and vice versa, I guess I got microsofted again.
The reason Apple is second in software sales.
Bill Gates: "Wow, a small software company." *whips out gatling gun*
"Die, you sob's, I'm Bill Gates, Bitches, hahahahah!"
"Microsoft is King" *assasinates Steve Jobs*
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1. official name of one of the world's most powerful and corrupt corporations, increasingly known as Microshaft, Microshit, Mickeysoft or simply M$<br>
2. corporation known for making unbelievably crappy software, then shoving it down consumers' throats, screwing competitors and taxpayers and exploiting public school students in the process<br>
3. corporation founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen, two of the world's richest assholes and virtual monarchs of the corporate brothel called Seattle<br>
4. mega-corporation that can't handle real competition
5. powerful member of the Seattle Mafia
If it weren't for software bug fixes and virus advice, Microsoft's website traffic might slow to a crawl.
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