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Mikel Arteta

The man who is mostly supported for the fact he put out the cones for Pep Guardiola. He makes terrible decisions but people still somehow trust him to do the right thing when he has the tactical knowledge of wet cabbage.

I back Mikel Arteta. COYG TRUST THE PROCESS
So you want mid-table mediocrity, Jim?

by AFC_Nick May 27, 2021

17πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Crazy Mikel

A psychopath who obsesses over a significant other.

Friend 1: Oh my gosh! My ex husband stole my daughter’s key to my place and made a copy of it!
Friend 2: What did he do with the key?
Friend 1: He broke into my home and snooped through my underwear drawer.
Friend 2: He is such a Crazy Mikel!

by Jsksjbnkcind January 14, 2018


Mikell bond

Mikell is the type of person who plays Xbox all day and smokes a lot of weed (pulls hella gbs). Mikells are also really into butt stuff, Popeyes and driving super fast. Messy apartment. Smells like they dipped themself in fruit fabric softener. But they are the realist person you will meet. We love mikell bonds

Mikell bond is a spick

by Fgtttttazzzz November 24, 2021


Mikel Pie

Mikel pie is a nice guy. He enjoys making people laugh and smile because their happiness makes him happy. He is unfortunately a sad person, but often hides his emotions fearing the consequences of showing them. He gets friend zoned by nearly every girl, but managed to get pet zoned by one. He is rarely given compliments, and is often seen as a joke. Sometimes he thinks he is unloved, and that people only like him, but not love him. Fortunately he is trying to turn his life around and smile and be happier. Mikel pie might sound bad, but once you get to know him, he's very good

Can you do this Mikel pie
Or
Your hair is so soft Mikel pie

by Coles helpline September 6, 2016

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Mikel Keith Yorgason

one who is always right because he never argues when he is wrong, a charmer with the ladies even when he doesn't want to be, religious though not overbearingly, and pretty much an all around physical form of awesomeness.

Mikel Keith Yorgason, I am worshipping you in my head.

If Mikel Keith Yorgason doesn't love me as much as I love him, I will cut off my feet and call myself stumpy.

I HATE Mikel Keith Yorgason cause ever since he helped my girlfriend through that fight we were having she has been spending more and more time with him instead of me.

by yugoslavic September 2, 2009

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Alyssa Mikel

Alyssa Mikel is a beautiful girl inside and out that is an all-around amazing person. She lights up every room she enters and is loved by many (especially Kaelyn) Her tiny nose is adorable and her laugh is contagious. A truly caring, perfect human

Who is that hot piece of ass?
Oh, dont you know? That's Alyssa Mikel

by Alyssamikelsgf May 8, 2020


Mikel

Mikel from euskera "sex appeal". Charming, witty, gentle, troublemaker. Mikel comprehends a wide range of awesome features. It is worshipped by northern girls, his smell evokes toughness and strength very related to the mountains and txuletas, that's the secret of its Mikel (sex appeal).

Northern girls want him and worldwide boys want to be him. In Madrid is always freaking out, mainly at tiffanys and if it is possible in Antonios house. His sexual orientation is sometimes questioned, although his makkila helps out to shed a light upon this matter. In spite of wearing earrings and necklaces all girls since Madrid to Euskalerria likes him.

Heartbreacker and pussymagnet.

"Mikel tastes as good as a txuleta from kobetamendi. "
"The moss smell excites me. "

by patataprotectionofficer November 22, 2021