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A ratchet white bitch who thinks she's hot shit. She's a whore who thinks saying, "only God can judge us" justifies twerking and swinging on balls. She's talentless shit, basically. She's like the female-version of Lil Wayne when she opens her bitch mouth and starts yelping with that raspy ass voice. She has a flat ass and a flat chest. Seriously, like, I know SEVENTH graders with bigger boobs than her. She's delusional, bi-polar, etc. Can someone please take her out?
Ratchet white bitch (aka Miley Cyrus): "Only God can judge us..."
Me: "And bitch, do you know what God would say to you? Probably something like what the rest of us are saying."
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A schizophrenic teenage whore. who is a horrible singer in every way possible and enjoys taking pictures of herself in the shower and in her underwear.
Miley Cyrus is a big hoe
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1) The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.
1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Miley Cyrus on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Miley Cyrus when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
"Whoa, hold on there, mate, don't yank up yer Draks just yet. I haven't had me Brekkie yet, and it looks like the Dingo's been circling your Freckle.
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A random white girl who is garbage, she can't sing and apparently does Molly in the bathroom.
Girl 1- Are you going to see Molly I'm mean Miley's concert tomorrow?
Girl 2- I totes am now let's lick random shit and go grind random people!
Girl 1- omg can't wait for the Miley Cyrus concert!
Girl 2- Neither can I!
And so on...
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A so called 'pop icon'. Who is adored by fans all over the world, usually the ages 9-14, and female. Why they love her is beyond my understanding, for she is untalented, Hillary Duff wannabe. Who's voice can only be described as Paris Hilton singing into a tin-can, instead of a magic mic. Miley Cyrus, is said to be a 'good girl' yet she poses half-nude on a magazine cover. Miley Cyrus, will soon take the same route as Hillary Duff, by developing an eating disorder, wanting to be just like (insert pop diva's name here) and then writing a song with similar lyrics to 'Reach Out and Touch Me, By Hillary Duff'.
Idiotic Girl #1: Oh My God!
Idiotic Girl #2: Oh My God! What?!?
Idiotic Girl #1: Hannah Montana the Movie is out!
Idiotic Girl #2: Oh My God! I know!!!
Me: Hannah Montana is the most idiotic, worthless pop icon in the history of Disney.
Idiotic Girls #1 and #2: Oh My God! How could you say that?!? Hannah and Miley are the BEST!!!
Me: No, she isn't. And Miley Cyrus & Hannah are the same person.
Idiotic Girls: What?!? How can that be?!?
Me: You two are more moronic than Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie combined.
{Note: The two idiotic girls soon developed brain cancer from hearing too much of Miley Cyrus' '7 Things'.}
Miley Cyrus is indeed the most ludicrously moronic human being in Hollywood.
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Satan spawn that thrives on the cesspool that is Disney channel
miley cyrus destroys the minds of girls 4-13
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A Mentally Retarded person who cannot sing or act, who comes from a distant planet who has gooten recently into a scandal. Most likely to become a junkie.
Dude that person is a miley cyrus
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