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A website full of horny christians just lookin to bang.
Man have you been on Christian Mingle yet? Those nuns be crispy like you nevuh seen!
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1. The half-drunk stage you wake up with in the early morning after being hammered the night before; 2. When you wake up early in the morning after floating the guadalupe river still drunk and everything is funny.
1-wakes up"Yawn"
2-wakes up"Yawn"
1-"says something funny from the day before"
2-"hahahahaha"
1-"hahahahaha"
2-"hahahahaha"
1-"hahahahaha I got the "Googly Mingles"
An innuendo used at the end of a speech to imply you like fingering buttholes.
Ben: "...so if you have any other questions come find me after this presentation. I will be mingling in the atrium".
Evan: "I wouldn't mind mingling in your atrium"
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When girls always wanna go to the bathroom together. They go take a shit and mingle
Hey Aubrey, I’ve gotta go pee. Wanna go shit and mingle?
“Where did the girls go?”
“Oh, I think they went to go shit and mingle”
“Nice, hope they don’t take too long”
At a work function or party when the office bore is talking to you about something dull - what you want them to do is to mingle off and speak to some other poor unsuspecting person
Agh! I cannot believe I got stuck talking to that technician guy who loves comics at the other day. I wanted to tell him to mingle off !
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When you socialize with people that you don't know and have never met in person on a dating or social networking site. Almost like being single at a cocktail party that takes place on your laptop.
I've been "cyber mingling" with a few guys back and forth on okcupid. For the most part we talk about common interests, but always tend to have a flirtatious under tone.
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When two christians that are waiting for marriage to have sex, dry hump like they are actually doing it.
bob and jenna had so much sexual tension they met in the confessional booth for a christian mingle
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