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when you give your girl two (fingers) in the front and five in the rear
william gave his girlfriend a minivan last night during sex
The sexual act known as "The Minivan" is when two fingers are inserted into the vaginal cavity from one hand, and the other hand (made into a fist) is inserted into the anus. A Minivan usually accommodates seven "passengers" but is known in cases of emergency to squeeze a few more in.
Scissoring just wasent cutting it so they proceeded to get in The Minivan.
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A minivan is one of the prerequisites needed before moving into a suburban area. Even if you don't have kids or you have a single child, a minivan is still required for suburban living.
That single guy is driving a minivan even though he could be driving a sedan. He must be from the suburbs!
2 in the front, 5 in the rear. Similar in effect and usage to the Shocker, but requiring 2 hands, and a very willing reciever.
I gave my girlfriend the Shocker, but that wasn't doing it for her anymore, so I had to give her a ride on the Minivan!
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Two in the front, five in the rear. Child seats optional.
I met Sally last week on Tinder. She enjoys The Minivan.
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The act in which you open up the hatchback of one minivan in order to insert the front of another minivan in a gentle yet forceful manner.
Joe: Hey, did you see the back of Billy's town & country? It is wrecked from when him and Jake went minivanning yesterday.
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a noun used to describe the size of a shit that is so big it would tear your asshole. other vehicles can be used to describe poop size.
ie: beamer, hummer, subway
mac: hey jake i'm on the john minivaning!
jake: is your asshole bleeding?
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