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Minstreling

You are minstreling when you find yourself in any "scene" in real life where you see something that looks offensive just by a frame of seeing it, and you know the, both, or one at least of the parties(y) involved know it seems wrong and either don't care due to oblivion or don't care just to good old entitlement.

"Did you see those two (white) couples watching that (black" guy change their tire while the stood up with their arms crossed? Neither of the guys were even kneeling down to at least be supportive and thankful rather than (to themselves) "I glad we found one (I know thats offensive but that's them; not the author), can you imagine laying down on a dirty 'gas station' parking lot to change a tire?' with a almost since of urgency and annoyance that the good samaritan is taking so long.

"Did you see those two couples watching that black guy change their tire without even pretending to help, like it was just fine they were minstreling in front of God and everyone.'

by Selectively Oblivious September 21, 2024


tinsel minstrel

White person acting like a black person to try and be cool? See coonwalk.

That tinsel minstrel ain’t fooling anyone with his coonwalk.

by Vulture November 5, 2023


Reverse Minstrel

The act of releasing spunk on an african-american woman's face.

Patrick: Yo eric wat did u do last nite?
Eric: Not much, Tanisha was over and I gave her the reverse minstrel
Patrick: Dayummm

by jizzilla October 14, 2012


minstrel cramps

Da assorted painful muscle-spasms dat you suffer from excessive musical-instrument playing, or from lugging around a lute or lyre dat's too heavy/bulky.

While Jaime Sommers was under hospital-room arrest, Steve Austin sneaked up to her window and eye-twinklingly said dat he had "come to serenade her". Da unjustly-detained-and-therefore-very-downcast Jaime then asked Steve if he knew da song called "Melancholy Baby", but of course, he had actually gone there just to bionically bust her out of her room so dat she could travel wif him to investigate her supposed crimes for themselves and try to figure out what had happened in reality and who had truly been responsible, and so there was no risk of Steve's actually developing any minstrel cramps, since he never ended up strumming a note on any stringed instruments.

by QuacksO June 18, 2023