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turd missile

Projectile shit nugget in which shoots from ass under extreme pressure

Aidan ate 12 licorice sticks, a can of baked beans and a jar of prune juice. He sat on the toilet and shot a turd missile which caused a huge displacement of water.

by Todd the turd Wilson February 21, 2014


Sud Missile

A can of beer.

A play on the military word 'scud missile'.

When I went over to my buddy's house we watched some football, smoked some heaters, and had like 30 sud missiles.

by Statefootball November 3, 2014


missile commander

A slut who loves cock and pussy whips all her boy toys. Also, a male player who commands his missile to lay waste to all the pussy in it's path.

1. Don't date Becky, that slut has been with too many dudes. She's a missile commander.

2. Matt is a fucking missile commander. That guy gets so much pussy, he puts Gene Simmons to shame.

by shreddinglicks May 13, 2015

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Missile cruiser

The way-too-easy sexual closure fueled by the magic of prom nite or some other milestone, liberating event.

Oh man, it was unexpectedly Awsome! She was massively uninhibited! For the record, NAS-T! Total missile cruiser.....

by YAWA May 13, 2015

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the missile

a phrase used to describe something that is cooler than "the bomb"

DUDE that baseball game we went to was the missile!!!

by Sizemorefan64 June 22, 2009

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Missile Dick

An uncircumcised cock. The term missle dick comes from its tapered tip from the foreskin giving a Titan II missile appearance.

I just left the locker room and never have I seen more missile dicks.

by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016


mud missile

A very large turd that leaves the anus at a high rate of speed.

Damn John, I think you cracked the bowl with that mud missile!

by Adam March 6, 2005

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