An African American male's coming of age ceremony. Celebrated at the thirteenth birthday. The young man will memorize negro hymns, celebrate the history of fellow African American males that have impacted history,and learn and memorize a hymn, poet or speech of a famous African American male in history. The young man will now be responsible for his actions and will pledge to follow the ten commandments.
We had a great time at Giovanni's bro mitzvah, I loved the way he sang the negro national anthem.
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When all golfers in a group make a par on a hole.
"We all made par? That's a par mitzvah!"
The feminine equivalent of a bar mitzvah. Whereas the bar mitzvah is a coming-of-age ceremony for boys on their 13th birthday that dates back hundreds of years, the bat mitzvah was created in the early 20th century. It was not until the 80s and 90s though that they became widely celebrated.
The reason bat mitzvahs exist is not because of tradition, but insteada because women, and girls need to feel equal to men, and boys in every way now, to the nth degree.
The bat mitzvah begins in the temple, with the formal service, and then is followed by a lavish reception.
Some hallmarks are: Screaming young girls, trendy deejays, and expensive party gifts.
Daddy said money is no object for my bat mitzvah because I'm his princess.
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Coming of age celebration for Jewish children. Not a reason to generalize about an entire religion, or make yourself look like an ass.
Just because you're Wicca doesn't mean you're right.
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when one non-jew is in the car alone with three jews. By doing this he undergoes a car mitzvah and is officially jewish
Phil has car mitzvahs every time he rolls with those fly jewish mothafuckas Chester, Kern, and Roo Baggins
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1. When the car becomes 13, just before/when major things start to go wrong with it, it's the best time to get rid of it, and do a Mitzvah to your pocket.
2. donate a piece of junk car to a Jewish charity organization
I did a Car Mitzvah, donated the piece of junk to jewish charity
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it occurs on a jewish boy's mar bitzvah.
he and his friends, after the bar mitzvah (and the wine...) realize all their gay feelings for eachother and have a huge, gay, drunken, jew, underage orgy.
Larry, why are you walking all funny? come over here and give grandma goldstein and rabbi a hug!
MOOOOOOOM! My ass is sore, after my bar mitzvah, me, chaim, shlomo, and uncle ernie had a butt mitzvah!
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