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A fancy and exciting new way of saying "yeah sweet" or "great idea".
Other uses include a substitute for: "I agree", "Yes I will", "That sounds great", etc.
Allows the user to freestyle with their own mashups of the phrase, eg. "Sweet balls Miyagos" / "Sweet balls Miyaaag".
Often used in conjunction with the exclamation "WAX ON, WAX OFF MOTHERFUCKER!".
Always abbreviated in text form as "SBM".
1. Kid after taking his first shit: "I DID IT MA!"
Mum: "Sweet balls miyagi"
2. Kid after graduating college: "I MADE IT MA!"
Mum: "Sweet balls miyagi, WAX ON WAX OFF MOTHERFUCKER!"
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A STUPID RETARTED JERK. he is a fuckin asshole and should go burn in hell for defining Switchfoot the way he did.
Mr. Miyagi is an asshole because he said Switchfoot is annoying and talentless
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The Miyagi triple threat is a unique way to pleasure your woman. It produces extreme and powerful orgasms for her. It is performed by licking her clitoris, while simultaneously rubbing her washboard or G-spot (Note: insert finger into her vagina and rub on the upper wall of her vagina and you will feel the washboard) all while rubbing the outside of her pubic bone, directly above your inserted finger in the opposite direction. (i.e. wax on, wax off for both hands). In a short time this will produce a mind blowing orgasm for her. WARNING: this method has been known to cause coital incontinence, so please make sure your woman empties her bladder before attempting.
Gave my girl the Miyagi Triple Threat last night, and man did she cum hard!
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An elite form of jerking off where you go in the shower and jerkoff aiming for the tiny holes in the drain. A master of the Mr Miyagi technique can nut perfectly through the holes and leave no residue.
“I fucking jacked off 4 times in that shower man. I just Mr. Miyagi technique in there so well it felt so good!”
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A sex term, is put into play when a girl sits/shoves a soda can in her colon or vagina, the male then proceeds to punch her in the stomach causing the can to fire out of her rectum. This resembles a soda machine.
Man 1: Yo man! I gave my gurl a Mr Miyagi Soda machine last night!!!
Man 2: FO TRU?!?!?!?!?!?
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In below freezing weather your goatee or beard freezes over then you perform oral sex on a woman and wax over that pussy
Tyler was explaining to Josh how he gave his girl a iced Miyagi ,when Josh asked about Tyler's cold sore.
When a male ejaculates on the abdomen of his partner and then smears the semen with his testicles, moving in a circular motion, alternating between clockwise and counterclockwise directions. The action should mirror that of Daniel-san in the 1984 hit movie, “The Karate Kid”.
Him: Your belly looks like it could use a buffing?
Her: Soggy Miyagi me, daddy-san!
Him: I’m gonna wax on, jack off all over