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A cool, refreshing alcoholic drink consisting of 2 ounces (or more) of vodka, 7-UP (tm), and mint leaves. Served over ice, typically in a tall glass with either a sugared or un-sugared rim.
Scott enjoyed a Pale Mojito at the pool
When one partner brushes their teeth with minty-fresh toothpaste to get rid of bad breath before making out
We had a mojito make out this morning.
A tiny male Mexican prostitute.
Happy birthday buddy, I got a fresh mojito waiting for you in Pittsburgh.
A beer can used as a spitter for chewing tobacco. May accidentally be ingested by others.
Dude, Sean left a Mountaintop Mojito in my cup holder and I took a drink on accident
Made from tonic, gin, scotch, mint and a touch of dog piss. Can be used as a topical cure for skin irritation also.
Booooy I’m hungover from that “bang your cousin mixer” last night. Better make a paisley mojito to cure the hangover and splash some on this new rash.
in squid games episode 6 when Sae-byeok and Lee Yoo-Mi talk about mojitos you say this to forget about the grief
jhon: remember that episode of squid games with the marbles
ronald: yea that was funny i said okey-doke mojito
The flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the blow job you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.
Stripper 1: I was trying to entice this bad ass dude into the VIP room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when I encountered a very strange taste in my mouth....
Stripper 2: Girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!