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Ashley one of the nicest prettiest people I’ve ever met, Ashley tends to be the mother of my friend group but thats okay, she is my friend and is so nice and pretty and she has fans boys bc she so pretty, shes also emo and has five million boy friends
one person: look that that girl shes so nice and pretty
another person: ikr thats Ashley Molina
A Mexican who LOVES and I mean LOVES tacos and burritos, always seems to get attached to people to easily. Seems to have a relationship with buses and a goal of being a bus driver when he grows up.
He's a good person but very awkward, he also acts weird while in public but once you hang out with him one on one he acts different.
Alex Molina -"Hey Alex what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Alex - "Definetly a bus driver or anything related to tacos
A game two males play with a carrot. Whoever can get the carrot farther up the others butt, wins and whoever loses has to eat the carrot while jerking the other ones cock until they cum on their forehead.
Yo bro wanna play that Molina game?
Yes, but remember if I win you have to stroke my shit.
Has vagina problems. Was once called the Queefanator 2000 in the Guinness book of world records. Held the title for 269 queefs in a minute. Now this is only the beginning... Andrew MoQueefa has the shallowest, loosest and most stank / crusty mangina of all time. Lets just say if you were to go anywhere near an Andrew MoQueefa, you would know from his stank pussy right away. There are even tall tales about small insects and varmints crawling out during sex. It is said to be the queen of stanky pussies. Now moving on to the other side... Andrew MoQueefa has had so many things shoved up his ass, that he now must wear a tampon up there to keep his shit from simply sliding out. if he ever were to have a baby it would die from the stankyness of the puss (it would suffocate). He has anal fissures from shoving black dildos up his asshole.
bro 1: dude I had the worst sex last night.
bro 2: why bro
bro 1: the puss was so messed up it was like all of Africa visited it
bro 2: Dang it must have been a Andrew MoQueefa (Molina)
Jeff Molina is an mixed martial arts athlete currently competing in the UFC flyweight division. He is the best looking flyweight and is rumored to have the largest penis in the division.
Jeff Molina’s striking skills are unparalleled in the flyweight devision.
A fine as guy that can pull every girl he wants.
You know Marcos Molina he cute. I have heard he can pull