Yo momma

The butt of every joke and the number one answer to every question.

“What’s that nasty smell?” Yo momma opened her legs, that’s what that nasty smell is.

“What’s the square root of 100?”
Yo momma’s saggy titties is the square root of 100, bitch!!!

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joe momma

THE ULTIMATE ROAST IN A ROAST BATTLE

"Joe"
"who's Joe?"
"JOE MOMMA"

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On my momma

"On my momma" u meant it , or u telling the truth , u not joking around .

Bruh on my momma I did !

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kitty's momma

The mother of your cat.

"My kitty's momma just had two more kittens."

"Omg, siblings!"

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momma bear

a mom who protects her identity in motherhood while loving her kids. she has found a way to love motherhood and she plays to her strengths. she fights hard for what she believes in. she takes care of herself, her family, and still has fun in life. she believes in grace over perfection, and community over competition. she's a problem solver and pro-active. she's stylish, nice, smart, and confident. she doesn't participate in mom-wars and instead encourages others. she has fun in life. she's pretty much a kick-ass mom. you'd totally want to be her friend.

she is so happy being a mom- such a momma bear.

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Momma's Bean

An affectionate and alternative referral to the clit or clitoris on your wife or girlfriend.

Jim: What's up Roger? Want to go drinking tonight?
Roger: Can't tonight Bro. Got plans.
Jim: What plans?
Roger: Heading straight home tonight and do a little flickin' on Momma's Bean.
Jim: Engorge it Brahhhh! Engorge it!

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Momma's Utters

Reference to your girl's or wife's tits. Her fun bags. Her milkers.

I was suckin on momma's utters all night like a nursing baby braaaaahhhhh.

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