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A generally futile attempt to solve a problem by throwing more people at it rather than more expertise. Frequently applied to Microsoft's programming techniques.
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in the middle of getting head from your girl, she looks deep into your soul and becomes one with you while your dick is still in her mouth. once you have entered into her trance, she starts Mongolian throat singing in an extremely deep voice. she sucks your dick to the rhythm of her mesmerizing song until you cum in her mouth. at that point, she swallows your cum and releases a long 'ohm,' which then releases you from the deep trance
"hey man I heard that you got Mongolian throatfucked by that Asian looking girl last night"
" yeah dude it was crazy, it was like i was in some kind of trance or something"
fuck sex blowjob cum asian mongolian throat trance
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girls of central asia,mix of mongolic and turkic tribes. They are curvy sexy with thick light brown to dark brown hair.
There is big diversity in their look. Some of them are blond,with green,grey eyes.
Their skin is from pale to light olive.
Guy1:Dude,this grils are hot.They look so exotic.Where do you think they are from?
Guy 2:No idea man. That one with wavy brown hair and hourglass body is so sexy.
Guy;1 I prefer the one with darker hair and full lips.But all of them are sexy man.
Guy 2;Come on.Let's go talk to them.
Guy 1; Hey girls,we were just trying to guess where you are from. You look so different
Girl1: We are mongolian girls.
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A cocktail made by mixing the traditional Mongolian drink airag (fermented horse milk) with the traditional Chinese spirit baiju (rice wine). Inspired by the White Russian.
Person 1: Hey man try this White Mongolian cocktail.
Person 2: Baiju and Airag together at last!
A mongolian wedgie is defined by the action of taking a person's nutsack and stretching it over their anus and stapling it in place
It can be done as an act of hazing or be used as a form of rhetoric to imply that something is really stupid.
1. I am going to give that piece-of-shit Dave a Mongolian Wedgie for sleeping with my girlfriend while I was sleeping with his.
or
2. I could run around the block to get next door, or I could stretch my sack over my anus and staple it down (Mongolian Wedgie)... but that wouldn't make sense, would it? Fucker.
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A heroic feat where a man stretches his scrotum across the breadth of a woman's face.
She blew me in the bath, so my bag was very stretchy. I took the opportunity to lay her down and give her a Mongolian Mask.
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A Mongolian throwpillow is when somebody is sleeping and you jump in their bed naked, roll around all over them, and run out of the room.
Fucking gross dude! That Mongolian throwpillow made the whole room smell like buttermilk and crotch!
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