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Nate ~ If MONgoose is one, what is two goose?
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A mongoose is (A FART) the presence of a mixture of gases known as flatus in the digestive tract of mammals expelled from the rectum (SHOT OUT YOUR ASS, OR SOME ELSE'S ASS). It is more commonly known as 'farting', 'passing gas', or 'breaking wind'. Flatus (THE FART) is expelled under pressure through the anus (THE ASSHOLE), whereby, as a result of the voluntary (PUSHING IT OUT) or involuntary (WHOOPS, SLIPPED OUT) tensing of the anal sphincter, the rapid evacuation of gases from the lower intestine occurs. Depending upon the relative state of the sphincter (relaxed/tense) and the positions of the buttocks, this often results in an audible crackling or trumpeting sound (LOUD OR LOUDER), but gas can also be passed quietly (SBD, SILENT BUT DEADLY)). The olfactory components (STINK) of flatulence include skatole, indole, and sulfurous compounds (NASTY ASS SMELLS). The non-odorous gases are mainly nitrogen (ingested), carbon dioxide (produced by aerobic microbes or ingested), and hydrogen (produced by some microbes), as well as lesser amounts of oxygen (ingested) and methane (produced by anaerobic microbes). Odors result from trace amounts of other components (often containing sulfur compounds)(ROTTEN EGG SMELL).
Q. "What is that smell?"
A. "Mongoose"
Q. "Did you let a mongoose escape?"
A. "Sorry"
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From the verb "to mongoose"
Going around acting like a mongoose.
The gang went out mongoosing one night and ate a snake.
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riding your mongoose around on halo 3 and not caring about the game
When I got bored of owning my friends on Slayer I started mongoosing
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a sad little club with sad little men who are actually scared of snakes no matter what they say.
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its a word for a slut it means the local bicyle dats slept with every1 including those of the same sex
haha shes a mongoose
yer innit
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Someone who is says something dumb and/or stupid, so you quickly respond with 'you mongoose'
"Is it London is the capital city of France"
"No, shut up you mongoose
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