MONICA LEWINSKY

A broad aka homewrecker aka whore previous US president Bill Clinton received head from....I mean sexual relations. If you didn't already know this you must be from outer space or another planet.

Oh Monica my Monica Lewinsky!

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monica lewinsky

The Republican Party's eternal excuse for anything seriously criminal and/or incompetent they indulge in "for the good of America."

Average American: "Why did your President lie us into war and fail to plan for the occupation?"

Republican Blowhard Shill: "Uh...uh...uh...Clinton got oral sex in the White House from Monica Lewinsky and lied about it!"

Average American: "But he didn't--"

RBS: "You're an unpatriotic loony leftie! LA LA LA LA LA!"

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Monica lewinsky

One who enjoys cigars.

That mob boss sure is a Monica Lewinsky.

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MONICA LEWINSKI

a skating move where one falls forward onto the ice landing perfectly on both knees, ejaculating loudly "Oh Fuck!" A single axis Monica Lewinsky means landing only on one knee with bonus points for wherever the other leg or ankle may end up.

A pair of Monica Lewinskis refers to a good sensible part of hard shelled knee pads worn while skating.

I performed a spectacular Monica Lewinski on the Ottawa Canal. Now I will go cry in a snowbank.

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monica lewinsky

a fat intern that create controversial over the president so that she could become famous and endorse the fat club of America. synonym: chandra levy

politician loves to make their moves on unsuspecting young intern like Monoca Lewinsky and Chandra Levy

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A Monica Lewinski

When a guy cums on a person's clothing that has just performed oral sex on the guy.

"Dude, last night Sandy was sucking me off and I gave her a Monica Lewinski! Her shirt's real stained!"

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Monica Lewinsky Syndrome

Also known as MLS. An act committed, so devastating that it single-handedly manages to become the definition of your character, no matter the greatness you had achieved up to that point or will achieve in the future.

Famous Victims:
Bill Clinton
R. Kelly
Tiger Woods

After Jeff punched that sorority chick in the face, his Monica Lewinsky Syndrome diminished his friend count both in RL and on facebook. All this occurred despite his ability to acquire "mad" kegs.

Randy's MLS left him forever: "the guy whole stole all that money from the church collections." Devaluing all the great work he had done up to this point.

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