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A monkey is any member of two of the three groupings of simian primates. These three groupings are the New World monkeys, the Old World monkeys, and the apes. The New World monkeys are classified within the parvorder Platyrrhini, whereas the Old World monkeys (superfamily Cercopithecoidea) form part of the parvorder Catarrhini, which also includes the apes. Thus, scientifically speaking, monkeys do not form a "natural group", in that the Old World monkeys are actually more closely related to the apes than they are to the New World species. There are 264 known extant species of monkey. Because of their similarity to monkeys, apes such as chimpanzees and gibbons are often called monkeys in informal usage, though biologists don't consider them to be monkeys. Conversely, due to its size (up to 1 metre) the Mandrill is often thought to be an ape, but it is actually an Old World monkey. Also, a few monkey species have the word "ape" in their common name. Because they are not a single coherent group, monkeys do not have any particular traits that they all share and are not shared with the remaining group of simians, the apes.
Look theres a monkey in that tree.
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Adj. A word used to describe something cool, awesome, sick, wicked, sweet, or just generally epic. Something you look forward to or love.
Dude, 3 day weekends are so monkey.
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A word used When ones train of thought is lost or one stops him self from saying something vulgar. It can be and often is replaced with one of three other animals.
These are
1. Cow
2. Chickens <= yes it must be plural
3. Turtles
Bill: So last night stacy and i were about to get it on and...
Bob: No way she is so hot!
(long silence)
Bob: So...You were saying...
Bill: Um...MONKEY
Dude your mom is Such a Bit...Monkey
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A sex position where the girl is on her back and (using furniture) flips up her legs so her butt is up in the air and her knees are next to her head. The male can go in while she play with his balls. or, if she is flexable seh can suck his balls.
It felt so good last night when i had sex with her in the monkey position, she gave my balls a massage and a sucking at the same time!
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Vice....Monkey refers to an addiction or compelling desire for a person, place or thing.
He's my Monkey. My Monkey is calling. My Monkey is on my back. My Monkey wants his way.
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1. A slang word for vagina
2. A just above-the-anorexic border unattractive girl. Usually comes with a slight mustache and more facial and body hair than usual.
1. Man, i hit Janet's monkey hard last night
2. Dude, i saw the grossest thing ever.
- What?
- Kim raised her arm, and I saw all her armpit hair!!
- Ewww, she' such a monkey!
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