an extremly ugly chick. Ugly includes, fat, dismembered, deformed, dykish, smelly, hairy, anorexic, and also face beat in with a shovel(such as paris hilton)
That retarded hoe looks like a SHIT FACED MONKEY BITCH!
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Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.
(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)
"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."
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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
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To royally beat the fuck out of somebody.
Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!
The act of beating off while in a yoga class .
Love that down face dog. Here's my bald face monkey pose.
Alan walker’s favourite sexual fetish
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monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"
Not an inside joke
Monkey face
Dude that has too many plastic bottles.
Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?
a man whose face is very big, and wrinkly looks as if his face has been ran over by a car.
wow that man has a slip monkey face.