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SOME BULLSH*T, but also a person who does not subscribe to the cultural and relational structures of monogomy, but does not do this in a way that is deceptive or irresponsible.
I was swiping through tender and every profile said “ethically non-monogamous,” smgdh.
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SOME BULLSH*T, but also a person who does not subrscribe to the cultural or relational norms of monogamy, but is not deceptive or irresponsible in their relationships.
I was swiping through Tinder and every profile said “ethically non-monogamous,” smgdh.
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A person attracted to one individual, that superhe/supershe is capable of having possibility of sexualy reproduction.
- do you want to go on a date with me?
- only if you are wiling to accept that for the rest of my life I will be attracted only to you and my main focus will be drawn to having my own biological children.
- oh that's to much preshure, don't you want to try out first?
-no I do not, I'm Super Straight Monogamous and I'm only attracted to idea being attracted just to one person.
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It's a place where all the cheaters go when they've promised to never cheat again. A different specific version of "hell".
Tommy was sentenced to an afterlife
In the monogamous hole after a lifetime of breaking promises to many failed marriages.
A pornstar who only fucks her boyfriend or husband for OnlyFans or Pornhub channel.
Laura Earnesty, Stella Violet, Katiana Kay, Alexa Pearl, Carrie Cummings, Amber Ajami, Miki Blue, Wett Melons, Amedee Vause, and Julia Goddess are examples of monogamous pornstars who only fuck their boyfriends or husbands.
A guy watching porn: Ugh! This guy is circumcised! I hope this pornstar has a video with an intact guy instead. (Checks her Pornhub channel and views info) Great, they're a couple. Of course the guy’s foreskin is cut. I hate monogamous pornstars with circumcised boyfriends.
Extreme embarrassment from wearing those pants with the lines over the knees.
Finn is monogamous