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When one has anal sex with a female, and she passes gas while the penis is in her anal cavity. In some cases this is painful.
Hey man, are you O.K.? You seem to be walking funny today.
Sorry, I'm just a little sore. Shantell gave me the good ol' Indian Monsoon last night.
Anal Cavity
1. When a guy hooks up with several girls in quick succession.
2. When girls seems to flock to one guy in particular at a social event.
Chris: I went out to a party last night, and there were girls all over me!
Pat: No way!
Chris: Yeah man! It was a monsoon of poon!
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A not-for-profit music project based out of North Florida, with subject matter stretching to the far corners of the universe. It is devoted to transcendental music compositions, layering instruments with various noises and atmospheric vibrances. It is a gas cloud blooming backward a 3-petaled flower hanging limp behind the ear of god. The visual art corresponding to this work is created for the sleepy parts of your brain, the parts that dare to dream but with no colorful reference. Sleeping giants, if you will. The crucial ligaments of cognition resting under blankets of drone-media on pillows of television screens. Sulfur Monsoon was created to wake you up.
"that dope music project is subterrestrial! it must be Sulfur Monsoon."
"those flowers are blooming on the opposite side of the rainbow spectrum. it reminds me of Sulfur Monsoon lyrics."
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n. An abhorrently abrasive and base sexual act that consist of inserting a shaken bottle of any Miller product up the anus of a sexual partner just before climax. After the bottle is inserted and the bottles contents are emptied into the anus the perpetrator then quickly put's their mouth to the anus to drink the fount. It is the suggestion of the author that any person wishing to execute the Milwaukee Monsoon should:
a. Have a bottle of any miller product hidden out of sight, easy to access with out disturbing sexual intercourse, but open and ready to be shaken and then inserted once the time comes.
b. Smack the back side of the reciever to disguise the sound of the bottle being shaken while the thumb is placed in the mouth of the bottle.
c. Timing is everything!! Once the bottle's removed the beer will spray in a monsoon fashion and there is NO time to lose!!! Get your mouth down there as soon as the bottle has been removed.
"Dude, Can I have one of these MGD's for later.. I'm going to give what's her face a Milwaukee Monsoon!!"
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When you wake up before your one night stand does, quietly place a fan in front of her face...turn it on full blast while urinating from the reverse side into the blades. She will never know what hit her.
See also Pecos Bill
Woods woke up Erin last night with the full force of the Monsoon Assassin.
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Sex Monsoon the opposite of a Sex Draught
last weekend was a total sex monsoon,
I screwed 8 bitches
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An occurrence in which the resident lives in any part of Texas, and there are thunderstorms and rains heavy and powerful enough to obliterate anything in their way, i.e., internet connectivity plummets, neighborhoods are flooded, the marshlands are swamped, you name it, it can do it.
Frederick: Aw hell brother, I got hit by them Texas Monsoons
Yonick: Damn boy, hope your not in any flash flood potential areas.
Frederick: But I am though, and my internet’s at an all time low too
Yonick: RIP you