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A person who steals a hug from a girl who is angry at another guy.
Person 1: "Ugh! You bother me so much!!"
Person 2: "He's a jerk, I know... want a hug?"
*they hug*
Person 3: "Bro... you're such a hug moocher."
One who tries to steal or get with your girlfriend or her friends or take away any time of female companion. Although sexist it makes fun of men and can be some lesbians.
Mike is being such a pussy moocher, he keeps trying to get with your girlfriends friend.
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A congressional district where the primary demographic receives support from the government, thereby perpetuating socialism, and idiot democrats who seem to get re-elected in spite of their obvious incompetence
Hank Johnson keeps getting re-elected because he comes from a moocher district.
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An individual known for their frugality, characterized by a sense of entitlement to the elicit substances purchased by friends or associates.
Jeremy- Wanna take shrooms at Greg’s house?
Ethan- Hell no! He’s such a skank moocher! I’ll bet you he’ll be the highest one out of all of us, and won’t pat a dime.
A stoke moocher is that person who whenever they see your pictures of fun stuff you did, or you tell them a story about it, or they run into you afterward, instead of asking you how it was, the only topic of conversation is.. “what?! why didn’t you call me?!”. Now, if it was someone who is already adventurous or outgoing, that would be one thing. But this is the person who is looking for you to motivate them to get out and do fun stuff you do.
"I went skiing last weekend and it was great"
"Why didn’t you take me!? I haven’t skied in 15 years, I want to go!"
"Dude, don't be a stoke moocher.."
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A person who visits their friends and relatives residences to spend time, love and play with their pets (mostly cats and dogs), to avoid the responsibility of maintaining, walking, feeding and caring for pets of your own; hence having the best of both worlds. It's not uncommon for a pet-moocher to suggest getting one or more pets, to their friends and family members, they often visit.
My friend is such a pet-moocher! He saw this cute little kitten at the kennel and suggested that I take it in! I already have ten cats, and he's never helped me change the kitty litter, once. Ha!
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Someone who deliberately goes onto one of their friends, list of friends, and befriends all of the ones whom which they have no acquaintance.
Fb User 1: "Dude, stop Facebook mooching all my friends."
Fb User 2: "I don't know what your talking about..."
Fb User 1: "You added my uncle?"
Fb User 2: "uhh..I met him at camp."
Fb User 1: "He's 43 you Facebook Moocher!"
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