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You have a threesome, at the end you cum in one of the girls butt and she farts out the cum into the other girls mouth.
I invited Tracy and Annie to my house last night for a threesome and they both begged me for the jersey moonpie
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When a guy gets close to finishing with 2 latina chicks and one girl shits on the others ass and vice versa. After the shitting is done, the guy jizzes all over both the chicks asses and they slam their booty cheeks together and create the Mexican Moonpie.
Guy: "Yo man, I can't wait to make a Mexican Moonpie with these 2 Spanish chicks I met at the fiesta!"
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The act of shitting inside a pie, mixing it so it looks normal, and giving it to someone who you hate.
My principal screamed as she bit into the alabama moonpie that my friend gave her.
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When a middle school boy puts his moon pie in the microwave while still in the wrapper. The wrapper continues to spark. The boy eats the electric moon pie and turns into a homosexual
Dylan: “Damn Rick is really gay”
Logan: “Duh! Rick ate an electric moonpie”
When you ejaculate on someone's face when they are sleeping
Who ever falls asleep first gets a midnight moonpie!
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When a man fucks a girl in the ass, and the girl shits on the the mans chest, turns around and then proceeds to jump on the mans chest that has been covered in her shit. Thus creating a "Chocolate Moonpie".
Jimmy: "Did you hear? Tommy got Chocolate Moonpied yesterday."
Sally: "No I didn't, what the fuck is Chocolate Moonpied?"
Jimmy: "Well, Tommy was fucking a chick in the ass last night, and she shit on his chest, and then turned around and belly flopped onto his chest after she shit on him!"
Sally: "That is soooooo hottt."
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