Moot

Moot.

noun.

1. An abbreviation for protective headwear. Specifically with reference to road cycling where ones helmoot is used to protect the cyclists swede during cycling activities.

2. A derogatory term used to describe anyone in place of the more commonplace 'bell end'. The moot being the helmoot of the phallus.

Moots.

noun. (Plural)

1. The collective term for 2 or more bell ends donning helmoots whilst partaking in cycling endeavours well in excess of both physical and mental capabilities

Are you moots down for a ride this weekend or no?

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Moots

Anything at all that belongs to you. used with exclamation.

Get off my Moots! Let go my Moots!

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Moots?

When someone asks you to be their mutual.
If it’s paired with 🥺🥺 emojis you should say no

Furry: moots? 🥺🥺
You: no

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moot

something that is rubbish, unworthy of your precious time!

"man, that show is moot, who told it it was funny?"

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moot

a dirty term used to communicate vagina.

"Amy's moot smells like fish!"

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moot

commonly refered to as a vagina, emphasis is placed on the "m" sound mmmmmmmoot.

placing this word in a sentance "andrew's hand was eaten by the hairy mmmmmmmoot"

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moot

the sound made when a couple is kissing and you accidentally make a poot sound with your mouth.

that girl at the party was so drunk, she was mooting all in my mouth.

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