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a) noun
synonym for epicness or awesomeness; in its presence one is filled with awe
b) literary device
used to describe the feeling of having one's breath taken away by epic beauty or the like
a) "Wow, that is really Morgan Freeman..."
b) "I feel like I just died and woke up to the face of Morgan Freeman..."
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When a dude is accused of sexual misconduct in the workplace and then loses his job. Stems from Morgan Freeman's fall into national scrutiny for his alleged sexual harassment of women.
- Dude, did you hear? Our boss, Nathan got Morgan Freemaned!
- No way bro, did he grope the secretary again!?
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1.another word for the HNIC, head nigga in charge.
2.someone who stands up to the white man.
1."hes a real morgan freeman so don't mess with him."
2."that guy is a real morgan freeman for talking to Bush like that ."
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The god that everyone loves. Makes great things better. Handles problems with his voice. Such a hero, he played batman... BATMAN!!! Dark Knight to be exact. Can shoot lasers out his eyes like Superman and fingertips like a true god.
Girl 1: omg my boyfriend is the most amazing person in the world
Girl 2: is he Morgan Freeman
Girl 1: No
Girl 2: Then this conversation is over
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A sexual position in which a man straddles a woman in the scissor position, defacates into her vagina and subsequently allows her to excrete the fecal matter back into his mouth while masturbating vigurously.
After dinner, Tom and Sally gave each other a Hot Carl. Then they did the Morgan Freeman and topped it off with a Dirty Sanchez from Tom to Sally.
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God himself in the form of an old black man.
Morgan Freeman will forgive all of ours sins.
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Landing a skateboard trick as clean as possible.
Cleaner than "buttery" or "steezy".
Man 1: Watch this heelflip
*lands the heelflip*
Man 2: WOAH! That was Morgan Freeman!
*Morgan Freeman appears*
Freeman: Damn straight
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