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The worshiping of Morgan Freeman as God. One must respect Morgan and worship him. One must also follow the guidelines of the Book of Morgan (Holy Book).
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She's the most beautiful girl you will ever see. Every feature that she posseses is engraved in your mind from the second you lay eyes on her. Morgan is not limited to just physical features, her personality is equally as beautiful.
You wonder how it is that a person this extraordinary can exist, but find yourself just appreciating the fact that she exists, and even better yet, that you know her.
"from head to toe this girl was simply Morgan"
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"We have just been morganed!"
"Oh my GOD! We were just morganed! By Morgan himself!"
"I have totally been morganed by Calculus!"
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Your average thot thats is usually very short
"Do you know morgan"
"You mean short shit ?"
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Morgan is absolutely the most amazing girl you'll ever be lucky enough to meet. She is incredibly smart, loves reading and she never hesitates to compliment you or lift you up. She loves the outdoors and anything that involves Star Wars... Honestly, could you ever ask for more? I mean, it's Star Wars, 'nuf said. Oh yeah, she'll also totally kill you if you make her mad, so I'd watch your step if I were you. You wish you could spend every hour talking to her. Morgan, in a word, is beautiful inside and out.
Sam- Oh my gosh, I think I'm in love with her!
Sally- Who? Morgan?
Sam- Umm, yeah... Duh. I mean, she's Morgan
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