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A series of fighting games where the characters could spill an unbelievable amount of blood without without having any realistic wounds. Hmm.... I wonder why....
For those mortal kombat creators, the game is really cool but what's with the movies, man? You should hire another director or something.
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To have your heart ripped out, Kano from Mortal Kombat styles by someone you have a crush on/love
Jason and Erica had been seeing each other for a few months. Erica was quite smitten but jason decided he didn't want to continue the relationship. Jason Mortal Kombatted Erica ... ripped out her heart and stood there with her heart in his hand
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- best performed on a random chic you hook up with -
During intercourse right as you bust your nut you scream "FINISH HER!!!" and put a rag soaked in chloroform on their face. Your friend who has been hiding in the closet proceeds to finish her.
"Let's go to the bar and find a chic to play The Mortal Kombat."
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1) girl is going down on guy
2) guy is about to cum
3) guy screams MORTAL KOMBAT !!!
4) girl looks up to see why he screams that
5) guy cums in girls face
6) guy puts hands together, bows and says "..fatality"
7) guy laughs and probably starts running
"a chick was going down on me and just as i was about to nut, I yelled MORTAL KOMBAT. She got a facial and i said in a Darth Vader voice .... fatality"
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aggressive masterbation; playing with one's self; releashing fury of pleasure
"Ready for some mortal kombat?"
"damn, i've been playing mortal kombat all day. my hand is sore"
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A tablet ecstasy drug which has the mortal kombat logo on it and is mixed with legal drugs (sugar, caffeine, etc.)
John took mortal kombat and got high.
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When a man has his penis inside said partner's mouth and is about to finish, and screams "Finish him/her", grabs their head and begins to violently thrash, punch, and shake their partner's head until ejaculation, ending with screaming "Fatality" at orgasm.
Damn, looks like she got the Mortal Kombat treatment from Steve last night.