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1 the rich jewish creator of robocop
2 the rich jewish kid who always manages to find his way into your heart
'robocop's become self aware!!'
'call bob morton!'
'what do you think of bob morton'
'he's a sweetheart'
A Michael Morton is a closeted weeaboo who insists on not being one, yet makes his name on steam japanese, and has an anime profile picture.
Michael Morton is fucking stupid.
One of the most influential and technical guitar players of all time. Mark Morton is one of the two guitar players from the THRASH METAL band Lamb Of God. his rhthym and solo breaks are unparralelled in the metal scene. Argueably the best guitar player of all time standing next to Yngwie Malmsteen
Mark Morton totally blew the house away playing Ruin last night.
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General Cornrow Wallace's favorite defense mechanism.
It initiated the battle between the 19th Street Gangsters and the River Terrace Crew in Chicago in the 80s.
Victim: "He poured Morton Salt all over me!"
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Morton's Phase is generally categorised where by productive effort grinds to a halt and may even tend to the negative.
Morton's phase is kicking in, I'm so easily distracted from work.
Like, the easiest to play composer with all the easiest songs, except John Cage's 4'33". His music is so creepy but it is perfect for horror movies.
Devil: What should we play in hell?
Satan: Let's play some Morton Feldman. It scares the shit out of me.
A noun used to represent the definition Salty. To add on the definition, salty is when someone is upset or stressed over the outcome of an event, which is usually used as a personal statement rather than a general one. Used commonly in the fighting game culture.
Used mainly in conjunction with its mascot (a girl holding a yellow umbrella) and the slogan "When it rain, it pours". Signaling that once the tears and grief falls, they aren't going to stop.
To taunt people in a tournament, the opponents usually have a can of salt ready for the loser.
Hypeman: SOMEONE BETTER GET THAT MORTON SALT READY! BECAUSE SOMEONE'S GOING TO GET SALTY
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