Yote the mote

To Yote the Mote is to masturbate or beat the meat

Jimmy just yote the mote to some thicc fox ladies

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Mote-Mund

Mote Mund: Also known as MM. The famous norwegian «moteløve» is located in Arendal. You can often spot him with baggy jeans, a camera and other stylish acsessories. People often mistakes him with a giant irishman but dont worry, its probably just MM.

Are you going to Arendal? Watch out for MM!

Look its Mote-Mund, RUN!

Piss Mote

A moat of urine created by the homeless that created a physical and psychological barrier when entering a space. Individuals a generally deterred from patronizing locations surrounded by a piss mote for a plethora of reasons. Perhaps the actual barrier is unattractive, the smell may disincentive entry. Perhaps the 500 homeless men who created the mote in the first place are still there. A piss mote is a symbol of an area’s decline coupled with the lack of proper rest room facilities.

1. There used to be a McDonald's on Spring Street until the piss mote got it.
2. Don't used the elevator at the train station. There are so many homeless that and no bathroom for days, and you just know its got a piss mote.
3. You know when white flight happens; when the piss mote gets the whole town.
4. New Brunswick was nice until the piss mote (Raritan River) got it.

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totes motes

Totally emotional

When Justin Bieber cut his hair, I was totes motes

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swine mote

a golf term used when you hit your ball into a lake, pond, stream or ditch. Used with a French accent. Originally, from a scene in the movie "Return of the Pink Panther" in which Peter Sellers attempts to gain entrance into a castle by crossing a mote. After several attempts, each time resulting in a swim in the mote, Peter Sellers exclaims..."Swine mote!"

Whack....kerplunk....swine mote!
I would have had a great round, but I hit my ball in the water on number 5 again. Swine mote!

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mote troll

Slang for remote controller.

Give me the mote troll, I wanna change the channel.

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Moted Facial

Ellaboration on moted by adding facial to the end. Usually done to someone after they are put down or embarass themselves; one emphasizes them being "moted" by adding "facial". This is accompanied by a claw shaped hand running down the heckler's face. Commonly used by Bay Areas brats in the 80's.

Boy 1: Whoa! That Burke's bitch is hot!
Boy 2: Shit dumbass! That bitch's got a dick! I think he goes to Town! I guess you're a fag!
Boy 1: Oh, uh...
Boy 2: Moted facial! Faccccceeee!!!

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