mountaineers

Mascot of the amazing, history making Appalachian State University football team from Boone, North Carolina.

Important to note, "Appalachian" pronounced "app-uh-latch-un." Failure to properly pronounce the Mountaineers hometown will likely result in an ass kicking from said Mountaineers. And you do NOT want an ass kicking from a Mountaineer.

So, wait, which team won three consecutive national championships and beat Michigan in a season opener?

Cmon man, you know it was them Mountaineers!

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Mountaineous

Like Mountainous, only cooler.

I enjoy the mountaneous landscape of the Himalayas.

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mountaineer

the REAL best football team around, Division II Champs 3 years in a row! GO APPALACHIAN STATE!!

those asu mountaineers kick ass!

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Mountain

A term in smoking weed. To pack a mountain is to pack a bowl that goes above the rim of the bowl.

“Dam, who packed that mountain? Ah fuck it, imma dome it.”

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mountains

upstate NY prisons (where numerous NY prisons are, away from the city)

I was away up in the mountains for 11 years and my commissary was always right.

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The Mountain

A sexual position where one makes the other party believe they are dominant. After letting them fall for your clever ruse, you roll on top of them and crush there eyeballs and skull in between your sausage fingers

"Awe dude, she was getting real into it, but when i gave her the mountain you can say she was between a rock a hard place. Shit got messy"

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Mountain

A hill but larger and will hurt more if you fall off it.

My friend died by a cougar attack on the mountain.