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A messican's tool for his career.
"Oye, Juan, I need the lawn mower back to feed mi familia, ese"
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A sexual position where the guy holds on to the girls legs and fucks her as the girl is walking on the floor while chomping at the rug, very much like a lawn mower
I didnt find out that my girlfriend was a screamer until I fucked her in the lawn mower position
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The act of being rammed in the crotch unexpectedly by the lawn mower handle due to the sudden, unexpected stopping of the mower because its wheels become stuck and you continue walking forward.
Stu: "Hey man, why's Tim walking all crooked?"
Daniel: "He got mower dick'd three times while mowing his lawn last weekend."
Stu: "Ouch! Let's chip in and buy him a riding mower."
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1. A tool used to cut the green stuff around your house, if you have any.
2. A tool used to ferry you around the countryside if your a ghetto-country-welfarerat type who can't afford/is too-lazy-to-work-for a car of any kind.
3. A tool used to shave a womans pubic hair.
1. Glad I live in a desert where grass is virtualy nonexistent.
2. Hey wassup! Lets hop on tha lawn mower and take a trip to D's house.
3. Dammit, the lawn mowers gone and my date will be here in minutes!
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When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and cuts all your pubes
I gave your husband a lawn mower
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You have to mow your lawns again?!
Damn, what are you,
lawn mower?
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It’s ya girl lawn mower. Back at it again with the grass.it is a good vibe everyone loves.
Lawn mower is the best vine.
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