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The worst kind of diarrhea, usually occurring after a bowel-angering meal. Typical stages of the mud include, but are not limited to: farts you don't want to let out for fear that it won't only be air, followed by 20+ minutes of anal hell. Allow 15 minutes for cleanup.
Colin: *knocks on bathroom door* Chris, I need in there! The Chipotle we ate wants out!
Chris: I can't leave....its the mud...THE MUUUUD!!
Colin: My God!
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to have sex with many men at once; aka gang banged
That bitch got mudded by the entire crew
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When a person or thing has gotten into trouble which they cannot find a way out of.
Eg:Chelsea are in the mud
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When you purposely decide to take a full days worth of shit in your pants while wearing underwear. The more shit the better, also the longer you leave it, the more dedicated you are.
Hey bro! I got these girls numbers and they want to meet us at the bar tonight, you in?
Nah man, I woke up today with the full blown urge to have a fat mudding fest all day long. I ain't gonna ruin that.
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Anal sex while one proceeds to shit on the persecuters cock
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Commonly used in football, when a team has completely screwed over their hopes of securing a title, or when they blow their hopes of UCL (or Europa for the more smaller clubs such as Wolves or Varchester Penited (no disrespect to Wolves)) or worse when they are in a relegation battle or have their relegation confirmed
Norwich are in the mud!
Slang for MDMA. "Mud" is a powder form of the drug ecstacy. Is often preferred to ecstasy pills as MDMA is pure, whilst ecstasy pills are often adulterated. It is a popular drug amongst ravers and people who do not trust the purity of pills, and ecstasy in general has always been associated, often by the police and government, with the underground dance music scene.
Other slang names include "mandy".
"Mate you got any mud for tonight? If not looks like we're on the pills again"
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