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Slut Muffin

A trashy looking girl that always has her love handles spilling over her jeans (muffin top) and looks like she sleeps around a lot.

#1: See that girl making out with that guy over there?
#2: Her? She looks like a slut muffin.
#1: She is. I did her last night.

by smoochmagooch16 March 25, 2010

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Blueberry slut muffin

A girl who displays whorish behavior.

Did you hear that she had sex with 3 guys last night what a blueberry slut muffin!

by Guns aka gunslinger April 30, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Banana Slut Muffin

The act of a man having sex with one woman, while simultaneously fucking another woman with a banana.

Charlie invited two girls home after the bar, while the hoes got undressed he pulled out a banana, and asked, "You thots fit for a banana slut muffin."

by Daisy's Twat September 3, 2017

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Candy Coated Slut Muffin

A slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is. She lures you in with her cute sweetness and you can't resist no matter how much you try.

Damn, that Sophie is such a candy coated slut muffin!

by Kinky Cupcakes May 12, 2010

29๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Little Miss Slut Muffin

A chubby slut with a sweet personal to lure attractive men to eat her muffin. Beware. Slut muffins contain highly addicted sex for men to fall in love.

Little Miss Slut Muffin is waiting for her daily facial from the Milkman.

by Dova Odara December 2, 2014

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cum Guzzling Slut Muffin

Noun - A person who is filled with cum regularly and likes to wear slutty clothes. Also their physical shape is of a Muffin.

Could also refer to someone that you just think is an asshole, and needs to fuck off. Can refer to both guys and girls.

Guy 1 - hey what page are we on?
Guy 2 - I dont fucking know, find out yourself you cum guzzling slut muffin.

Girl 1 - hey I like your shirt :)
Girl 2 - yeah, it's better than yours you skank ass cum guzzling slut muffin bitch.

by TheSonOfYourMother69 January 15, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


slut muffin

A co-worker, usually newer employees, who are harassed verbally and sexually at the discretion of older employees.

A, Where's slut muffin?! Or How u doing my little slut muffin?

by slickyickynicky4000 December 21, 2016