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Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.
I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.
When someone holds toilet tissue against their ass in the restroom to stop excessive noise.
It was the first time I was at her house so I used the bathroom and decided to muffle fart, because I really liked her.
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A ball of curly hair left over after one shaves their genetalia.
Sean: I left a huge muffle puff for my sister in the shower after I shaved yesterday ;)
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The sound of someone's voice when attempting to speak with a cock in their mouth. Also the act of muffling through the placement of a cock in a mouth
Example 1:
"Jillian, you better shut your cock hole before I have to cock muffle you"
Example 2:
Look at the camera and say "hi mommy"... (in a cock muffled voice) "hiiii mommy"
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A Scapegoat for a female vaginal fart.
Guy: Nom nom nom
Girl: (fart noise)
Guy: That wasn't what I think it was, was it?
Girl: Dang ducks!
Muffle Duck
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When a girl with a hairy vagina sits on her mans face to shut him up and then farts.
My wife gave my a muffle puff last night because I wouldn’t shut up about Brady leaving the Pats
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Snut muffle is when a girl tries to cover up a queef by placing her hands over her vagina and applying pressure
"A lot of girls like to Snut Muffle in front of other boys"
"that girl was snut muffling in front of her parents"