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The best ever so funny the kindest soul ever. So forgiving even when you think your friendship is over age just laughs and everything is better good looking. The Best
I’d love if every girl was like a Muire
Known for selling crack (occasional heroin). 10/10 definitely would fuck your mom (probably already has). Extremely self destructive but in the best way possible. Aside from that she's actually really sweet and likes to have a good time.
Person #1: Wanna go party?
Person #2: Only if Ellie Muir is there!!!
Person #1: Oh God, she fucked my mom last night.
If you have the chance to encounter Ellie Muir, be afraid but also excited. Things with ellie go from 0-60 really quick, but it's so much fun when it happens. You can only hope ellie chooses to bring you along for the crackhead life she lives. Most of the craziness isn't her fault, she just attracts it.
Person #1: Dude, Ellie Muir just went off on that person, it was wild.
Person#2: Yeah but then she apologized and did mo**y with the principal!
Person #1: I'm afraid, but excited!
an amazing dumpling that has many (5) friends. he is smart and funny (and also tasty)
i live that chicken flavoured muir!!
A man who hurts women consistently, beats them, impregnates them and jumps to the next girl he can get use out of. Will never pay off a debt owed to a single soul, or provide for the children he makes. Unstable. Mentally I'll. Chases highs, typically coke. Lies pathologically
Man that's a muir move.
Yeah he was with a girl for 2 years. Then he pulled a Scott Muir.
The gayest human being alive, hes pretty immature at most points and isnt really funny
God bro, stop being a kerr muir
Someone who wants their cruiseship to sink
Brody is a Brody Muir