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A Reptilian human with greasy leather like skin that doesn’t really walk, he slithers along the ground leaving a trail of McDonalds grease, sweat and Monster Energy’s behind. More Rodent than Human.
“Come on pal, don’t act like a Reiss Mullen you dirty rat”
A wager placed usually on sports in which there is absolutely no chance in hell of winning.
When a dozy shite places a bet he has no chance of winning. The result is the same dozy shite placing repeated bets with the same person over again in a double or nothing fashion just to lose again. doing this has coined the phrase "Mulligan" over the years, originating as "Mullen-again!!" and evolving into the more modern, and easier to pronounce "mulligan"
It is rumoured to have come from a compulsive gambler, and avid golfer from the south of Ireland named Mullen, as the mulligan is a common term in golf
Dozy Shite: "Hey Tim do you want to go double or quits on tonites game?"
Tim: "Sure, beer always tastes better when its bought with your money."
Travis: "You never win Dozy Shite!!! why are you betting him again? Thats such a mullens wager!!!"
Dozy Shite: "I'LL BOX YER EARS OFF WITH ONE MORE WORD TRAV!!!"
All but the Dozy Shite: Diabolicly laughing MWAHAHAHA!!!!
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Doing a Blair Mullen is perfectly acceptable in soceity, within Falkirk.
A Blair Mullen consists of;
Dancing around, like a fool to heavy dance music.
Thinking you look cool, whilst doing the above.
Person 1: Jackson done the Blair Mullen last night, looked like a right bellend.
Person 2: haha really? what a idiot.
Person 1: Yeah, he did look an idiot. Thought he looked cool infront of the girls aswell.
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A group of the sluttiest, most judgmental, shallowest, richest, most spoiled and bratty cockteases you will ever find on the face of the planet.
"Dude, check out those super sluts!"
Don't waste your time bro, they're from Mullen High, they don't put out for poor guys."
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(noun) a dance that requires you to bend your left knee, maybe even lift up your leg, put your hands in a pushing over motion to the side and say OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Annie did the mullen shake.
Sarah did the mullen shake.
Natalie did the mullen shake.
Chandler did the mullen shake.
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A traitor that will leave you without saying goodbye.
Who left faster? Dan Mullen or my dad?
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A beautiful, intelligent, sexy beast who has the sexiest body in the world. And he has a huge d**k.
"omg did you see that shane mullen walk by! i think i passed out!!!!!"
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