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Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning

Begin by enjoying a bountiful Indian green curry feast with your partner. After consuming a full bottle of ex-lax apiece, rush to make an urgent cocaine purchase from the one-legged Kenyan around the corner. After kicking his dog and letting his hoe off her leash, you grab the hoe and rush to the nearest Super 8. Once at the room, both your assholes should begin to faucet runny diarrhea into the hoe’s dirty mouth. Mixing the cocaine into this potent mixture, the hoe belches the mixture into your partner’s ass. Bring out the male midget stripper bathing in lucky charms in the bathtub to pile drive your partner until the mixture begins to run down her chest. Once the line has reached epic proportions, snort the line resulting in a life-changing experience.

Stine: “Hey Taylor, how was your first date with that sexy Serbian stallion?”
Taylor: “OH Stine, you wouldn’t believe the romantic evening I had. After enjoying a green curry feast, he performed a Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning on me.”
Stine: “Taylor, you’re so lucky to have found such a hot fucking babe.”

by Ginger Tits October 18, 2013

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Redline Mumbai

The area of Mumbai where all the prostitutes hang out

Damn, you went to Redline Mumbai?

Yeah man, got laid by some randis

by Jballin12 September 15, 2013


Mumbai Malfoy

when getting a blowjob the male quickly catches the ejaculate and applies it like hair gel on the females hair and styles it to look like Draco Malfoy from the first harry potter movie.

dude, divyas hair was all messed up after she blew me. so i gave her a mumbai malfoy. problem solved!

by bonerpolice1000 April 30, 2023


Mumbai Welcome

Accidentally leaving behind an unflushed surprise in the toilet right before heading off on vacation, only to return to an unpleasantly warm and pungent welcome.

Thanks to Garry, we got quite a Mumbai welcome when we got home from Aruba.

by Raimondo10 May 15, 2024


In Mumbai

Often said after a statement to disrespectfully ridicule or negate a claim. Short version of "Tales from the slums of Mumbai"
This version originated from the Blackpill community as majority Blackpill forum members were statistically shown to be of the ethnicity of Indian.
The city of Mumbai is used as it is the largest city in India, and often seen as a place ridden with poverty in its slums. This statement can be observed outside of the Blackpill community, although this is where its mostly used.

Person1: Dude, look at this new mirror pic I just took of myself, Do you think I look good here?
Person2: Yeah, good looking In Mumbai.

by cybe42 May 12, 2024


Mumbai train

When multiple men take turns ejaculating inside a female’s vagina until the person that can no longer ejaculate within 10 seconds must suck the cum out of the vagina and spit a trail of the semen on her body.

I let multiple guys mumbai train me on the weekend

by Seloc Mot January 29, 2024


Mumbai potato toss

The sexual act of making a man ejaculate by only fondelling his balls

She gave me a Mumbai potato toss last night. She didn’t even touch my shaft and I jizzed

by Wheels127 February 20, 2022