Amazing Mumford

Magician muppet character created by Jim Henson for the PBS show Sesame Street. His magic tricks often go awry. His catch phrase, and most-often used to produce his tricks, is "A-là-peanut butter sandwiches"

Can be used to refer to someone who does things with the best intentions, but always seems to mess it up.

How is it you didn't pick up the cheese? There were only five things on the shopping list! You are such an Amazing Mumford.

Mumford and Sons

A band that tries way too hard to sound 19th century Irish. Like Murphy's Oil Soap, the band has a name that your father recognizes but has never knew was a band. A typical British band that overplays their accent to break through the music (typically you can't hear British accents in songs). A bunch of 40 year olds acting like they're from some obscure town in Northern England 1858.

Pimple-faced teenage who works at McDonalds: "Hey Dad, can I have a few bucks for Mumford and Sons"?

Angry Father in a white t-shirt washing his car: "Sure, son. Just make sure you get you get the largest bottle you can. I need these tires to SHINE!"

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Mumford and Sons-ing

The acts of obsessively searching, listening to, and stalking the fabulous band Mumford and Sons.

I didn't study because I was Mumford and Sons-ing.

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Roland Mumford

Hendersonville Tennessee Attorney who practices personal injury, workers compensation, family law, and social security disability. 615.348.0070 mumfordlaw.net

An attorney who returns phone calls within 24 hours and represents clients ethically.
Roland Mumford will advocate your cause to the end.

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National Gavin Mumford day

November 19th is national Gavin Mumford day because it’s my birthday

Oh shit it’s national Gavin Mumford day

Mumforded

A Mumford is a cheap, nasty action where safety and commonsense hasn't been considered in lieu of a quick fix and mass exposure

'Jesus Christ, Davo. You've completely Mumforded that simple trailer build'

'Check out my cable tied engine- I mumforded that bitch hard!'

'Did ya see that attempt? 100% mumforded!'

hot mumford

same as the "classic" mumford except your partner farts while locking under they're ass.

dude, i gave my girl a "hot mumford" last night and it smelled so bad she almost passed out!